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 Barley House Menu
| BARLEY HOUSE RULES: • IRISH MUSIC ONLY ALLOWED ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY UNLESS ITS DANNY BOY OR UNLESS WE CHANGE OUR MIND.
• THE CUSTOMER IS USUALLY RIGHT—WELL SOMETIMES THEY ARE NOT RIGHT-BUT WE WILL BE NICE
• SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
• WE ACCEPT CASH, MC, VISA, DISCOVER, AMEX AND FIRST BORN CHILDREN (ONLY IF THEY CAN WASH DISHES)
• 18% GRATUITY ADDED TO PARTIES OF 6 OR MORE
• WE DON’T SERVE ESPRESSO OR SKINNY MOCHACHINOS—THERE IS RAVENHEART COFFEE IN THE COMMONS
• LEGAL DRINKING BEGINS AT 21 YEARS OF AGE—NOT 20 YEARS, 364 DAYS AND 22 HOURS
• FEEL FREE TO TALK TO STRANGERS
• PLEASE PUT YOUR CELL PHONE ON VIBRATE—EVERYONE ELSE DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE IMPORTANT
• PARTIES LARGER THAN 8 MIGHT BE SEATED AT TWO TABLES
• HAVE TO MUCH TO DRINK? WE’LL CALL YOU A CAB
• ALTHOUGH WE DO CHARGE FOR FOOD & DRINK, ADVICE IS FREE
• PLEASE DO NOT USE THE WORDS OR PHRASES “IRREGARDLESS”, “A WHOLE NOTHER” AND “ALL OF A SUDDEN” - THANKS STEWIE
• DON’T FIGHT OVER WHO’S PAYING THE BILL - IF WE ANTICIPATE A FIGHT WE WILL USE THE FOLLOWING RULES...
1.) WE WILL GIVE THE CHECK TO THE REGULAR CUSTOMER IF HE OR SHE DEMANDS
2.) GIVE THE CHECK TO THE BETTER TIPPER
3.) GIVE THE CHECK TO THE FIVE YEAR OLD AND CRACK EVERYONE UP
4.) DROP THE CHECK ON THE TABLE LIKE A HOCKEY PUCK AND LET EVERYONE FIGHT IT OUT |
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